Just Another Bloody Water

Idag var jag törstig. Så jag köpte precis en vattenflaska och jag dog
lite av skratt efter att ha läst igenom hela långa etiketten på den
(vettefan varför jag läser etiketter på allt!!!).
Jag delar hjärteligt med mej av vad som stod att läsas på flaskan:




ANOTHER BLOODY WATER
After extensiv research, carefully studying the behaviour of our core
drinkers we know that you have made this important purchasing decision
based on one of the following reason:

#1:
You are a free-thinking individual who will not be fooled by waterfalls,
snow-capped alps or other such trickery. You like to put your own salt on your chips,
wear your collar down and you listened to you Mum when she said “if everyone else
was jumping off the bridge, would you do it?”

#2: You saw a naughty word on the label and thought “hee hee hee, there’s a
naughty word on that label. Those cheeky monkeys.”

#3: You grabbed the first thing that felt cold. You’re a lone wolf – unable to be
snared in clever marketing traps. You probably won’t even finish reading this label.
But that’s OK too. Your indifference makes you more appealing.

Whichever category you fit into you can rest assured that you made the right decision.
Take a sip. It’s good isn’t it? That’s because our water is sourced from an underground
spring in the Victorian Alps, free from surrounding pesticides and other nasty chemicals.

So whether you’re the Raised Eyebrow #1, a Sniggering Reason #2, or a Maverick #3
who will not be reading this anyway, we hope you enjoy your refreshing
Another Bloody Water and we raise our bottles to you.

 

HAHAHA! Fatta! Vem trycker in sånt på vattenflaskor?! Hehehehe, och vem döper sitt vattenflask-märke till, en annan jävla vatten, ANOTHER BLOODY WATER?! HAHA! Okej, kanske det inte var SÅDÄR roligt.. Men vad har jag sagt om att jag älskar random omotiverad humor på de mest otänkbara ställena? Sånt gör min dag! (förresten, jag var kundgrupp nummer 2 av ovanstående alternativ, heh)





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Postat av: Sara

Höhöhöhö!

2011-09-14 @ 11:26:31
URL: http://vemsara.blogspot.com
Postat av: Sara

Drömd om de inatt förresten. Att vi jobba på mäccen ilag igen o he va skitrolit. :P

2011-09-14 @ 11:27:12
URL: http://vemsara.blogspot.com

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